Let's see if anybody out there is paying attention and can be irritated and goaded into responding.
1 - Baseball: The DH should be eliminated, pitchers should have to not only throw and field their positions, but hit as well (at least be able to lay down a bunt.)
2 - Music: A) There has never been a better electric guitar player than Stevie Ray Vaughn. Am willing to accept the fact that he may have a few equals, i.e. Clapton. B) Shakira is the sexiest woman on the planet and has one of the finest voices around.
3 - US Government: A) Bush is worse than Nixon and will get us all killed. B) The "war"on drugs is an expensive joke and was lost from day one. Anybody who ever took Economics 101 knows where there is demand there will be supply. Didn't they learn anything from prohibition? It has never occured to the gov to understand why people do drugs and deal with it from that stand point.
4 - Porno: Have your attention now, don't I?
5 - Religion: Religion is worse than Nixon and will get us all killed. Pat Robertson should have his mouth sewn shut.